hey, My name is Malik,13, legally: black. reality: I cant help that I'm an Oreo. i love to play guitar and play with computers and I'm am a venture scout aka a boy scout but I'm way higher . now u may wonder what kind of girl would pass all of that up. sadly every girl that lives within a 5 mile radius of me except my local nerd herd but when I'm out of town its different everyone loves me. The only problem is that I'm so shy to ask for numbers so I end up lonely when in fact i did meet some cool people.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Matt and Kim Concert
Hey, Ive never been to a concert and I really want to goto one and my favorite Band is Matt and Kim. I live in chicago. if u too like matt and kim and live in chicago goto eventful.com find matt and kim and demand it. See you at the Concert.
(Reblog if u love matt and kim and want yo bring them to chicago)
Why don’t Mexicans cross the border in 3’s?
Because it says no trespassing.
When My Mom Gets Mad And Throws Shit At Me , Im Like :
And I Get Up Like :
Then She Beats My Ass Like:
And I Get Up Like:
And Walk Off Like:
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*cough* *cough* ‘Creepo’
92y:
What do you think of when you think of “landscape”?The photo above (credit: Iwan Baan) showcases The Garden that Climbs Stairs in Bilbao, Spain, designed by Diana Balmori.
Balmori also created one of New York City’s largest green roof atop Silvercup Studios.
She’ll be here on November 7 with Peter Reed, senior deputy director of curatorial affairs at MoMA.
What do you think of when you think of “landscape”?
Normal friends walking down the street:
Me & my friends:
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Prettiest girl EVER
What I do when I take math test:
When I get the test:
When I look at question one:
When I look at all the questions:
by the end of the test:
Fuck it I’ll sell drugs.
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Please fire me. I found a butt plug in the lost and found today at work.
